"So what did you do this summer, Tony?"
"I tried my hand at Svan surfing. You know, in Svaneti. With Jeff B, who was walking through the province with me in June."
"Svaneti?! That's high in the Caucasus Mountains of the Republic of Georgia!!! The only water there is... like, the raging Inguri River, and a few mountain lakes! There's no surf to be had anywhere in Svaneti! What ARE you talking about?"
"Just watch the videos, willya?"
"Ohhhh... I think you should've called it Svan waterskiing, myself."